What I Wish I'd Known Sooner

Don't drink grape juice while wearing a whit shirt, when driving to school.
Don't let your life wait on other people.
Droppping a cell phone in a tub of water, kindas kills the phone.
Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.
You haven't really lived until you got a 48 on you U.S. History replacement test.
Don't ever fall in love with someone who id more that a thousand miles away from you, it never works out.
Milk crates make boring pets.
If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!
That which does not kill you, will make you stronger.
Speaking in puplic gets easier with practice.
Don't srint around the pool, unless your ready to impersonate Jim for Huck Finn.
Ten years from now, most of what we freak out about won't make any difference.
All that gold doesn't glisten after a while.
Zits always pop up when you really can't afford them to pop up.
Always stay after class, couse thats were connections are made.
When in doubt, duck. When certain, don't bother, couse you're already screwed.
While driving a car through a gate, always, ALWAYS make sure the gate is open! It might be fatal to your car.
If you'r not living, ( I MEAN REALLY LIVING), your already dead.
Never peirce your belly button in the dark.
Just becouse someone flirts with you incessantly doesn't necessarily mean he of she like you.
If you Algebra teacher tells you to stop talking during a test or you will get a zero, he really means it, REALLY!!
Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.
Being nice to people will get you far.
The only person you can truly love is often right in front of you.
Never, ever, EVER let a member of the opposite sex make you compromise your standards. NEVER.
Nothing is ever to good to be true.
If yous tart to like a boy. his roommate will immediately start liking you.
Partents aren't around forever, and you need to treasure them while you think they are.
Don't take the SAT twicwe, if you already got a good grade the first time you took it.
Never do something if the risk is greater than the reward.
Think carefully before you act.
Dreaming and doning are two different things.
Life moves fast, but not so fast that you can't slow down and enjoy it.
Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it now.
You really should do what needs to be done now, and not later.
If you intuition is telling you not to do something then don't do it, you intuition is not stupid.
Cereal is a vital staple food for all college students, who cared how stupid you look eating it at 7:00 p.m.
If he doesn't respect you then hes not worth any of you time.
Don't jugle knives unless you'r really, REALLY good at it.
Sticking things up you nose isn't the smartest thing inm the world.
If at first you don't succeed, try again, if you fail give up, no sense about being rediculios about it.
You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get cought.
hair is fammable. VERY flammable.
Never ever trust you friend with a pair of scissors against you hair.
White dogs and black pants, don't mix.
God doesn't amke junk.
Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.
You never know when your making a memory.
If you can laugh at yourself, you'r going to be fine.
If you will allow other to laugh with you, You'r going to do great.
Kissing is the most fun thing, Dancing is almost aas fun.